i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.

(Source: teen-wolf)

parrish: hey lydia u know what this sheriff's uniform is made out of
lydia: don't say it
parrish:
parrish:
parrish: BOYFRIEND MATERIAL

rcah:

those:

european bloggers are so much more relaxed man

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AMERICAN BLOGGERS ARE FUCKING RELAXED TOO YOU FUCKING PRICK STFU AND GO BACK TO BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WITH TEA 

lameborghini:

not having a crush is a blessing but also boring as hell

eatingwatermelonseeds:

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

omg

(Source: doaanosir)

poryqon:

me making friends

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

stilezs:

It’s okay to want something for yourself  once in a while. Team captain, Alpha Werewolf…

You’re still only  h u m a n. 

oknope:

one of the best food in melbourne!

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(Source: okaywork)

As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.

Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance (via perfect)

(Source: larmoyante)